12PM 5.29.2008 – FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
All residents of NYC shall get off work at 11am on the date of any new pair of Air Jordans dropping. This will be done in a widespread effort to stimulate the local economy and help the city in its efforts to go green. All calendars manufactured in the state of NYC shall henceforth be modified to reflect the newly established holiday and those who can not afford the $100+ sneakers will be granted vouchers in order for them to participate in the festivities.
*its not THAT farfetched lol…
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nah wayy…