FINGERS OF PASSION
first off lemme explain something to the ladies, just like yall have tampon machines in your public restrooms we got condom machines. now i wont lie man, ive seen many a condom machine in my day but when you add 20 minute waits at a rest stop in the mojave desert (i think it was the mojave) with a pocket full of change and a slight case of cabin fever and you got a man hell bent on getting the most admirable assortment of novelty condoms in the world.
so about 6 dollars and 8 condoms later i got the COVETED tassle attachment. i am scared to open it up cus well i dont wanna mess up my chance to give a chick the cap and gown from the waist down BUT i did get doubles of this mean looking sucker and decided to take a peek at the craftsmanship
gnarly dude…
most of em are boring. the glow in the dark and flavored variety but a few of em got these ill ass plastic attachments on em. maybe ill open the rest to see what they all look like or maybe ill just save em for my beau lynn toler… rOwr…
DEVIL PROPHYLACTIC!
WTF are those things supposed to do? LOL
I cannot imagine you whipping that out on anyone who didn’t wear a clown nose 8 hours a day.
wtf.
is that even safe?
do those attachments not fuck up the effectiveness of the condom in question? that is odd.
odd i say.
HA. That is all.
Congrats on being the lead in this month’s XXL Chairman’s Choice column. Good things.
LMAO!!! I’m speechless!
Imagine your lady having to go to the hospital to fish out those pink ridges after you test out the ‘craftsmanship’… lol
I drove through the desert in May on my way to AR and I had to use a guy toilet and I saw a machine like that. That’s a little more interesting than tampons, for sure! =D