white women pole dancing = flacid

aside from this clip being terribly amusing it reminded me that 9 times outta 10 a white woman stripping just isnt sexy. i know that sounds fucked up and believe you me it has no bearing on how the women look or whatever but its just something about when they try and be seductive. it usually tends to just become a mix of bad ballet, janky gymnastics and limp aerobics. maybe im just more inclined to enjoy ass clapping booty shakers than julliard rejects.

this post is insanely harsh but if ive offended any strippers rest assured that you have way more money than me.